[Masamune]

New Rant, since it's been a while, and since this has been grinding on my nerves for quite sometime.

Spoiler:

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Language.

Now i don't mean language as in swearing and such as you can see from me previous rants i myself do it frequently, i consider the morning wasted i haven't said fuck at least two or three times when it reaches lunch time, and since i usually wake up half an hour before lunch anyway i have to act quick on that. What i am getting at is people's inability to communicate properly or least have have decent articulation and vocabulary, or at the very least make it legible.

The most prime examples of this are two things, people who make up words or manners of speaking to describe something or use other words to describe something that has no relation to what the were talking about. I could spend ages on all the examples, but i don't want to diminsh my IQ to those levels, but a good example, or rather bad one since there is no good in it, is Wonga, this is referring to money, i heard this at a market a few years back, from some guy who was trying to buy something that wasn't for sale and said "c'mon charlie, i got the gregory, here is some wonga", a rough translation of this would be and i could be wrong is, C'mon man/sir/clerk (since charlie was used as a name for the sales guy, not his actual name), my cheque just cleared (though in other cases it means it bounced or cancelled), here is some money.

My problem with that is everything about it, it is completely pointless, why not just say what you had to say, all you did was create more confusion and annoyance, and leave the cheque part out, that is un-needed info fuck wit, or just simply fuck off, it wasn't for sale dip shit, work on your comprehesion of simple things as well as your grammar, if some silly cunt walked up to me trying to buy something while speaking like that i wouldn't sell anything to him even if it was for sale.

Another example of this is when people use words in broken sentences, there is no clear line of conversation or even a sentence, just putting random words mostly out of order in sentence and hoping it comes together. I heard some crazy yet dumb chick say this to her boyfriend once at a bar, both were crackies with limited or no education, the kind of people who concieve in public restrooms, she said to him "will you? for true? fuck me?", now it may seem like three different questions, which they are but they were said in one sentence with barely a pause in between, i can't remember his response through continual laughing, hell i wouldn't wanna slip my dick into that slut, fucking her would make my IQ diminish until i made an onion look like fucking Einstein, but for the love of fuck, the hell is happening to the intelligence of general society? has even the most basic foundations of education just went to shit? why are these people allowed to breed? thats a risk to the future society and gene pool if you ask me, get these fuckers back in class, or at least sterilize them, save us all before it is too late.

The next thing that gets on my fucking nerves is text speak, which is ok i suppose if you are texting or on MSN, but still annoying in both instances, but god fucking dammit why the hell use them in real life? you are more than capable, or at least fucking should be, to speak properly using proper grammar, don't walk around describing anything you find cool as "Leet", there is no such thing as "Leet" stop saying that you fucking pieces of anal rust it has no fucking place in any vocabulary!, or using insults such as r-tard, well if i am an r-tard you must be a genuine REtard at least i know how to say it properly asshole, damn these cunts are annoying, if you are trying to make something clear don't say "FYI" hell as soon as you say that in genuine conversation you lose all credibility in my book, and if you are having a hard time with something don't say it is "tuff" by spelling it out, that isn't even how you spell tough fuck-sack. The worst instance i have heard of this, is when i was annoyingly a part of it, i was meeting a new girl, and upon our introduction she said, hi asl? (asl: age sex location, just in case) it took me a second to respond, i wasn't expecting it, and didn't believe there was anyone who would actually use that in real life conversation as a form of greeting. At first i thought she was joking, turns out she wasn't, fuck me, age is a given, but she knew we were the same age anyway, but if you can't tell my gender or location when i am standing in front of you, you got a long way to go.

Moral is, LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPEAK!!!!!!, i have to put up with that bullshit enough when i am online, why the fuck do i have to be confronted with it when i am offline as well? the fuck is happening here!!!!!!!

Kay, im done.

[Masamune]

Another one, since i got a lot on my mind.

Spoiler:

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Language (version 2)

This is a level up from the previous language rant, this time it is not about ones manner of speaking, but what they are speaking that's up in the firing line this time. What could it be?, French?, German?, Italian? no, it is none of these the languages, i am talking about it is..........Klingon. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I understand it works in Start Trek and it gives it something for the show, makes it somewhat interesting i suppose, but for the love of fuck both of them are fictional, FICTIONAL! i understand that they may enjoy the series a lot but no matter how hard all these fanatic fans may try it isn't going to become fucking reality get used to it, just enjoy the TV show like everyone else.

I mean, think logically (yes, i couldn't help that one) where in general life outside of Star Trek conventions, is speaking Klingon ever going to be useful? what the fuck is the point in learning it anyway? there is already something of a language barrier between different cultures as it is without adding a fictional one from a TV show. Do they think they are gonna get dates or pussy? imagine it for a second, some hot chick (who has no knowledge or interest in star trek) is sitting at bar, on her own, and two guys walk up, one says i got a ten inch penis and 10 million dollar bank account, and the other guy says, i drive a Hyundai and speak Klingon, who the fuck do you think is gonna win that one?

To add insult to injury or language, there is even courses where you can "officially" and i use that word very loosely, learn to speak, read and write Klingon, for the love of fuck what the hell is the point? it's hardly gonna look good on a fucking resume or C.V when applying for a job, can you imagine the interview?

"Have you got any special skills?"

"Yeah, i can speak Klingon"

"....?"

"....."

"Are you expecting Worf, to call customer services about PC problems?"

".....no?"

"The get the hell out of my office"


Yep, this silly cunt didn't get the job. And probably spent a fortune on the "course" to "officially" learn the language, where it should have been spent on getting a fucking life, cock sucker.

Society is already under threat by the mutants of idiocy, who can barely understand what the hell is going on at home, let alone somewhere in outerspace even if it is fictional.

Not too blame the "Klingon language" on it's own, there others out there as well, most commonly people who can "speak" "elvish" or one of a thousand different "languages" from star wars. Hell i even heard of one guy who claimed he could "speak" "wookie", what the fuck? that isn't anything to be proud of asshole, anyone can do it, just get a friend to tazer you or go for a back sack and crack wax, consider yourself an expert in no time, most guys speak wookie when they have had one or ten to many beers or when they wake up in the morning anyway.

The whole concept is pointless, and it's considered extremely bad luck to randomly bump into one, even God would look down and say, Jesus Christ that fucker is unlucky.

They are easy to spot, even in normal human disguise, they are usually 35 - 40+, have no friends, no life and in all probability still have their virginty, we call these people Trekkies.

I understand they may like the show, series or whatever, but surely there is a fucking limit.

Fuck it, i don't wanna rant about it anymore, case closed.

Kay, im done.

[Maszrum]

Those two were just beautiful. Damn I laughed so hard. And hell yeah- in Poland there are maybe not many people speaking Klingon but there are those stupid teens who come up with some kind of gibberish which no one normal person can understand. And actually as much as we all to some point use internet slang it sometimes just pisses me off uterly when instead of normal sentence I have to read some strange mix of non existing words from which the longest is "lmao". >.<

[Tidus_pl]

Originally Posted by Maszrum

Those two were just beautiful. Damn I laughed so hard. And hell yeah- in Poland there are maybe not many people speaking Klingon but there are those stupid teens who come up with some kind of gibberish which no one normal person can understand. And actually as much as we all to some point use internet slang it sometimes just pisses me off uterly when instead of normal sentence I have to read some strange mix of non existing words from which the longest is "lmao". >.<

Nie no siostra, jakieś farmazony tutaj wydziergujesz, lol rotfl lmao.


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Sorry, couldn't stop myself >.>

The rants are good though, thumbs up

[Masamune]

Your favourite complainer is back.......and WITH A VENGEANCE!!!!!.......well maybe not with a vengeance but im back anyway.

I see some have used my You know what pisses me off! opener.....coincidence?.....plagiarism?.....who knows lol.

Well since it's been a while, for all those who love to hear me complain two new short(ish) rants for you, to get back into the swing of things.

Photo's.

Spoiler:

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photo's.

I'm not talking about photo's in general or photography, just a select few photo's and peoples reactions to them. You will find these photo's mostly on passports, driving license's or the occasional holiday snap or one at an event like a birthday or wedding or whatever.

The most annoying thing people ask when it comes to passport photo's is, "can i see it?", i always wondered why? why the fuck would you want to see it?, your already staring the person in the damn face, why the fuck would you need to see the photo? you already know what they fucking look like, it's hardly gonna be any different now is it?

Even more annoying is the reaction to this question "no! no! it's too embarrassing!, i look wierd in it!" well if you look wierd in the photo...yep you guessed it, your gonna look wierd in real life too asshole, the photo is a perfect likeness of you, thats why it's in the passport, to allow you to pass ports, the one at the counter is hardly going to say, "wow, you look quite fuck ugly in the photo, but are model like in the flesh, i refuse to believe it's you!", not gonna happen asshole, thats what you look like, get fucking used to it.

A similar thing happens on holiday snaps or special event ones, people will ask to see them and the same oh no it's too embarrassing line will crop up, for the love of fuck, stop trying to grab attention, if you really thought it was too damn embarrassing you wouldn't have brought it up in the first place, either show the photo's or shut the fuck up.

Moral is, the image is a perfect likeness of you get over it,there is no need to be embarrassed of a passport photo, who gives a fuck, you look at yourself in the mirror and don't feel to embarrassed about it, it's the same principle as the photo except the photo doesn't move, stop being so vain ass-crack.

If it's a holiday photo or a boozy night out one, you may not be able to help an embarrassing one, but if thats the case, remove it from the album, or if it's that bad why have it developed in the first place? get over it fuck-sack it's just a damn motherfucking photo, hardly the most embarrassing thing.

Bastards.

Kay, im done.

Saturday Workers.

Spoiler:

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday Workers.

These bastards can drive me up the fucking wall to no end. Don't get me wrong im not picking on the saturday job or most of the workers, but there are a few saturday worker fuckers out there that really just......piss me off.

They are lazy bastards, they work one day a week, and always seem to busy, yeah right, as if these fucking work shy louts even know how to spell busy let alone actually be busy, these fuckers stand around like spare pricks at a wedding and do nothing all damn day.

They believe since it's only one day a week, there is really no point, no work ethic in them at all, they are just a walking inconvenience, a lazy bastard machine sent back through time to destroy all present day convenience and usefulness.

They are almost as bad as the dumb school leaver or summer workers, you know, the too blonde too much make up annoying ones (earlier rant on them check up on it for more info) who can't use the till, at least they are more innocent about it, lacking the proper training or more probably the required intelligence, but these one day week bastards don't even attempt to learn how the whole thing works, if you can't even do something for one fucking day then why bother getting your lazy ass of the fucking couch to even one work day if you won't even try, it's still a job asshole get your ass in gear shit stain.

The worse thing they do is they just stand there when there is a problem and don't do anything, come on cunt hole some of us actually have a future and places to go, if you can't do it then GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN WAY AND FIND ME SOMEONE WHO CAN INSTEAD OF JUST STANDING THERE A USELESS PRICK YOU DAMN FUCK-SACK IS IT REALLY THAT HARD GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the love of fuck, if they are that dumb i would rather have the aforementioned idiot at the counter at least they would get out of the way for someone who can do something without having to be told to do it. The worst line of defense these bastards have is "I only work Saturdays." LIKE THAT SHOULD MAKE A FUCKING DIFFFERENCE TRY GETTING UP AND DOING SOMETHING WITH YOUR DAMN LIFE YOU DAMN PIECE OF VAGINAL FUCKING CHEESE!!!!!!!

Stop wasting your time and mine dammit and get the fuck out of here, find another job that requires no intelligence with the barest minimum of public interaction, i dunno a security guard maybe.

No offence to security guards lol.

Fuckers, kay im done.

[Kuhn]

Out of morbid curiosity (and nothing more, I get curious at stupid things) I have two general questions.

1.
Are all the -'s- a style theme?

2.
How old are these "Just Saturday" workers?
I remember back in those sad days I worked retail we had those. It did drive me up the walls that the store would even hire a person that was only available one day a week (and then try to suck even more hours out of everyone else). But even with that, I wouldn't ever say those people were, per se, lazy or had nothing else in their life to do. Most of those people were moms with really young kids (and oh boy, that is a full-time job XD) or the opposite and were old with kids that moved far far away and just wanted to be out in the public. I never had problems with their work ethics. The younger they got, though, the lazier they were. They, however, worked evenings and weekends. So, I always found it more a (younger) age problem...

So anywho, just curious.